A Music-Lover’s “12 Days of Christmas”

Features, Humor — By on December 24, 2014 12:06 am

(image: original artwork by Xavier Romero-Frias)

You all know the drill. So, please, feel free to sing along with (and share) this bit of holiday humor from your friends at Awaiting the Flood.

 

On the First day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
The Partridge Fam-i-ly.

 

On the Second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Tupac Shakur,
And The Partridge Fam-i-ly.

 

On the Third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Three Dog Night,
Tupac Shakur,
And The Partridge Fam-i-ly

 

On the Fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Four Non Blondes,
Three Dog Night,
Tupac Shakur,
And The Partridge Fam-i-ly.

 

On the Fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Five Blind Boys of Alabama,
Four Non Blondes,
Three Dog Night,
Tupac Shakur,
And The Partridge Fam-i-ly.

 

On the Sixth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Nikki Sixx a-rockin’,
Five Blind Boys of Alabama,
Four Non Blondes,
Three Dog Night,
Tupac Shakur,
And The Partridge Fam-i-ly.

 

On the Seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Seven Nation Army,
Nikki Sixx a-rockin’,
Five Blind Boys of Alabama,
Four Non Blondes,
Three Dog Night,
Tupac Shakur,
And The Partridge Fam-i-ly.

 

On the Eighth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Eight-track tapes,
Seven Nation Army,
Nikki Sixx a-rockin’,
Five Blind Boys of Alabama,
Four Non Blondes,
Three Dog Night,
Tupac Shakur,
And The Partridge Fam-i-ly.

 

On the Ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Nine Inch Nails,
Eight-track tapes,
Seven Nation Army,
Nikki Sixx a-rockin’,
Five Blind Boys of Alabama,
Four Non Blondes,
Three Dog Night,
Tupac Shakur,
And The Partridge Fam-i-ly.

 

On the Tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Ten Lords of Acid,
Nine Inch Nails,
Eight-track tapes,
Seven Nation Army,
Nikki Sixx a-rockin’,
Five Blind Boys of Alabama,
Four Non Blondes,
Three Dog Night,
Tupac Shakur,
And The Partridge Fam-i-ly.

 

On the Eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
“It goes to Eleven!”
Ten Lords of Acid,
Nine Inch Nails,
Eight-track tapes,
Seven Nation Army,
Nikki Sixx a-rockin’,
Five Blind Boys of Alabama,
Four Non Blondes,
Three Dog Night,
Tupac Shakur,
And The Partridge Fam-i-ly.

 

On the Twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Twelve-inch LPs,
“It goes to Eleven!”
Ten Lords of Acid,
Nine Inch Nails,
Eight-track tapes,
Seven Nation Army,
Nikki Sixx a-rockin’,
Five Blind Boys of Alabama,
Four Non Blondes,
Three Dog Night,
Tupac Shakur,
And The Partridge Fam-i-ly.

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